So many cartoons, so little time...
May. 17th, 2012 09:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I realized that I am suffering from a dire need to see every episode of TEEN TITANS and YOUNG JUSTICE in order from the beginning, but I am without a reliable mechanism by which to accomplish this task. Then, almost simultaneously, I realized that I am 39. And I felt a tiny twinge of shame and despair.
I'm supposed to have children that want that stuff, right? Well, no wonder I am not attractive to the opposite sex. I am still watching cartoons with enough seriousness to want to watch episodes in order from the beginning. (And this was all before I realized that I hadn't included THE BATMAN, and BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD, or any of those JUSTICE LEAGUE incarnations on my list.)
Sigh.
In all honesty, I suspect that the reason most adults have children is that they still want to watch cartoons but they also want to have lots and lots of unprotected sex in between episodes. Children are both cause and effect, and sort of make all of that work out.
I'm supposed to have children that want that stuff, right? Well, no wonder I am not attractive to the opposite sex. I am still watching cartoons with enough seriousness to want to watch episodes in order from the beginning. (And this was all before I realized that I hadn't included THE BATMAN, and BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD, or any of those JUSTICE LEAGUE incarnations on my list.)
Sigh.
In all honesty, I suspect that the reason most adults have children is that they still want to watch cartoons but they also want to have lots and lots of unprotected sex in between episodes. Children are both cause and effect, and sort of make all of that work out.